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[Kerry Thorn]

I am just barely able to type properly. What I plan is a forum to be updated every 2 weeks or so.I'm doing this because I thought it might be funny. It will include in each update, of all the stupid fucking things I say when baked , and will be categorized into different types and how high out of ten I was too ♥

Today's herb : Cheesy bud
How fucked I was : 8/10

• "I don't use the word 'quark' lightly.
  
• "Where were the toasters?"
  
• "I don't fucking bagel."
  
• "Why would I not smoke the whole joint? By joint, I mean your mum.
  
• "No, there won't be any flags left."
  
• "Theres only 2 reasons I don't want to fuck Velma from Scooby-Doo."

That's my personal pick of favorites. I write all of these down in a little notepad, whenever I know that the sentence makes no fucking sense, whatsoever. Period.

Well, I will be updating this for a while to come, probably a few months, if popular, for as long as it can. Feel free to contribute :3

What was your favorite?

Kerry ♥

Edited by Kerry Thorn, 06 May 2012 - 11:07 hrs.